How to Deal With Fat Girls

Someone sent me an email a while ago...

Question:
How do I keep fat chicks from adding me to their myspace?

Solution:
First off, when you get an add request, it's tough to tell if the girl is fat or not to begin with. Here's how you figure it out, and solve the "problem" with fatties so-to-speak.

When they send you a request, take a quick look at their pictures. If it's not obvious, the first red flag is if they have really sketchy pictures. I mean, you'll be able to tell, especially if she doesn't have a full face in any of her pictures. Then, skim their profile to see if they've listed any sort of physical activities as hobbies. If she doesn't exercise or do anything physical, that's 2 strikes. At this point, you have a choice to either add them, and hope they have hot friends to introduce you to.

You may not want to go this route - but remember ALL FAT CHICKS HAVE HOT FRIENDS. Seriously, lots of hot chicks keep fat friends because it boosts their ego. If you don't think this is true, just go to a local shopping mall and look around. Every little group of women will have one really hot girl and the others are mediocre, chubby, or fat. I don't know why it works but it does. If you can befriend fat chicks - while not leading them on - you can easily get to their friends. You know that "let's just be friends line" hot chicks will pull on you sometimes? Well, you pull that on fat chicks, and it works like a charm.

Later, you pretty much ask if they have single friends or if they would introduce you to their single friends. Look around their "friends" list, and use the fat chick as a similarity for adding their hot friends. For example, in a message - especially if you've talked to the fat chick online - you can say, "cool, you're friends with <fat chick's name> too!" This will get you in faster than trying to find similarities through her profile, guaranteed.

Good luck.

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